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Aaron - this is the top-dog here at ProbeHQ. Aaron works tirelessly to see that mediocrity, false metal, and non-alcoholic beer be banished from this earth, FOR YOUR BENEFIT.

 

Keri - a lil' lady I like to call Dr Hibbard due to her infectious giggle, medical degree, and afro. Not only does Keri do tons of Probe gruntwork, but she also sits through the hours and hours of promos that Aaron listens to start-to-finish, regardless of it's aural-friendliness-factor. And I won't even mention her tolerance for Aaron's sports habit.

 

Pete - THE whipping boy in the world of PROBE 2000. To show you just how low Aaron treats Pete: When Aaron is too busy to do it himself (or when some sports game is on) he has Pete water our lawn! Yes, OUR lawn! I live here too, but he asks Pete just because he can! Who's worse? Aaron for asking, or Pete for always doing it?! I don't know?! They're both lame-o's to me!

 

Kris Rockass - I just saw her walking through the north end of Hunter's Point so I offered her a ride but she totally dissed me before she figured out who I was. Come to think of it, I still don't think she figured out who I was, she only stopped when she recognized my friend Robert. I'm not sure what affiliation she has with The Probe these days, but I know her sage advice in past issues has made her an immortal figure in the annals of Probe history.

 

Craigums - I'm the webmonkey for this site. I used to do a lot of stuff on the yourmother.com site but my ways became antiquated and passe so others took over and left me in Primordial PC-land. Aaron, however, still thinks I know what I'm doing, but as any HTML-knowledgeable person knows, I know jack about all this. But I'd be willing to bet I could ride a BMX bike better than any of you!